Greek mythology is making a surprising comeback in America's pop culture, thanks to books and movies like the "Percy Jackson" series.
"Clash of the Titans" aims to cash in on that trend — while simultaneously doing everything it can to end it.
A remake of 1981's cheesy, stop-motion action, pseudo cult classic, the new "Clash of the Titans" is bigger and louder than the original — but every bit as dumb.
The movie has a couple of interesting action scenes — I really liked the one with the scorpions — but overall, it's sluggish, earnest, peppered with some truly terrible dialogue and full of forgettable cardboard characters.
Chief among these is Sam Worthington ("Avatar") as the Greek hero Perseus, son of a human woman and the god Zeus.
Sporting a Marine crew cut just like those worn by, um, the ancient Greeks, Worthington also uses an accent that is "¦ I don't know. Maybe Scottish? He makes for a stubborn and generally leaden action hero.
Perseus leads a plucky band of expendable warriors in a quest to "¦ I'm not really sure. Something about defeating the god of the underworld, showing up his dad, saving a beautiful princess and overcoming the unbeatable Kraken (yes, the same monster from "Pirates of the Caribbean").
Liam Neeson essentially phones it in as Zeus, while an unrecognizable Ralph Fiennes chews up a lot of scenery as Hades. Both will try to have this entry expunged from their IMDB pages.
The movie has nothing in the way of character development, and the action and effects are nowhere near good enough to make up for the film's flaws.
One other note: According to all reports, "Clash of the Titans" is NOT a movie to watch in 3D, if it becomes available that way (it did not open in 3D in Plattsburgh). The film was not made in 3D, but with the popularity of "Avatar," the filmmakers haphazardly added three-dimensional effects with terrible results.
Rental Recommendation: "Remember the Titans" is one of the better football movies ever made. Grade: A-.
Contact Steve Ouellette at: ouellette1918@gmail.com
A&E
'Clash of the Titans' lacks appeal on all levels
-
-
'Two Horns and a Quartet' sound off in mini tour
Area performances feature Ann Ellsworth, Rachel Drehmann and the Osso String Quartet.
-
Winter Encore returns this weekend
"Winter Encore: Lake Champlain Chamber Music Festival" features Soovin Kim, Romie de Guise-Langlois and the Old City String Quartet.
-
Local actors discuss 'Next Fall'
Upcoming play is at 8 p.m. Feb. 10 and 11 at Plattsburgh City Hall. INCLUDES VIDEO
-
Montreal festival offers fun for family
Montreal en Lumiere, formerly dubbed Montreal High Lights, includes two weeks of outdoor activities, concerts, light shows, gourmet food and more.
-
'Big Miracle' a charming family film
If whales are in peril, people just naturally want to help them, which provides the basis of "Big Miracle," a terribly titled but lighthearted flick, Steve Ouellette writes.
-
ArtsExpress: Feb. 9, 2012
Order Sweet Adelines for Valentine's Day; Scholarships available for young poets; TAUNY offering woodcarving workshop.
- Thursday, February 2, 2012
-
Church musician explores many moods of love
"The Piano Stylings of George Cantin" can be heard at 2 p.m. Sunday at the Newman Center.
-
Tim Hartnett and Julie Canepa welcome friends to Palmer Street
Oh! Betty, Tim Hartnett and Julie Canepa, host a select open mic Friday at Palmer Street Coffeehouse.
-
'Scientific Americans' takes stage in Montreal
The Segal Center production tackles the question: Are you responsible for what you create?
-
'The Grey' uneven, unsatisfying flick
Film tries to mix what it does best — violence and male bonding — with a dose of heavy philosophy, but it falls short, Steve Ouellette writes.
-
ArtsExpress: Feb. 2, 2012
State of the arts to be discussed; BluSeed offering 'Adventures in Clay'; Fort Ti to host unique weapons presentation.
- Thursday, January 26, 2012
-
What happens in Finland ...
Adirondack Wind Ensemble celebrates its 10th anniversary with the music of Finland.
-
Howard Jennings returns to Cadyville Concert Hall
Singer-songwriter to play his hometown venue on Friday.
-
'In Absentia' a story of loss, longing
Morris Panych world-premiere play opens Jan. 31 at the Centaur Theatre.
-
'Haywire' a different kind of thriller
The film starring a mixed martial arts champion is a no-frills project with an indie feel from a big-name director, featuring an outstanding supporting cast around the untrained lead actress, Steve Ouellette writes.
-
'Two Horns and a Quartet' sound off in mini tour







