Taunting will jinx your team
Giants, Patriots fans: if you taunt something bad will happen, and for all of eternity you will know, deep inside, that it was your fault, Steve Ouellette writes.
Stop buying kids a phone
Columnist Steve Ouellette ponders why an 11-year-old would need a cell phone.
Sticking to New Year's resolutions
Instead of one resolution, I make many, figuring that at least one of them will hold over the course of 365 days, giving me that long-awaited triumph of willpower, columnist Steve Ouellette writes.
With cold season comes healthy question
There are things you should and shouldn't do when trying to determine if your children are a danger to themselves and others, or if they just need a healthy dose of algebra class, Steve Ouellette writes.
Can't afford not to spend this Christmas
It is our patriotic duty to make Christmas 2011 the season of giving and giving and giving, Steve Ouellette writes.
Maybe some things should be censored
Thanks to commercials flashing across my TV screen every 10 minutes, it's only a matter of time before I'll have to explain erectile dysfunction to my kids, Steve Ouellette writes.
Some room for flexibility on Halloween
If college students must trick-or-treat, they should at least use some creativity, Steve Ouellette writes.
Zombies win every time
Zombies are better than vampires for many reasons, Steve Ouellette writes.
Wife superior in most every way
Whenever I started to feel completely useless and inferior in the past, I would find solace in my physical superiority, but now my wife has decided to add fitness to her life, Steve Ouellette writes.
Hard to decide when movies are appropriate for kids
Movies are an important thing in my life, and I want to share them with my sons, ages 9 and 11, but I'm never sure when the appropriate time is to show them favorite films from the past, Steve Ouellette writes.
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